Quotes of the Week: Francis Forbids, Sherlock Supposes and More!

Rick Castle: I don't know how you did it. ~ Kate Beckett: What? ~ Rick Castle: Kept it together the two months I was missing. Two days I didn't know where you were and it nearly killed me. ~

Porthos: I didn't think that would work. ~ Aramis: Centuries of inbreeding is making the aristocracy stupid.

Cisco: You guys are like ten seasons of Ross and Rachel but just like smooshed into one year.

Mindy: Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?

State Trooper Johnson: What do we have there? ~ Fornell: It's okay. It's prescription bourbon.

Jules: You know, since the day that we met, I spent most of my craziest times with you. ~ Laurie: Oh like the time we broke all the penises off the statues! Or when we went bar hopping and we stole that scary cop's gun? Or when we broke into Tom's house and we locked his girlfriend in the closet! ~ Jules: Wow, we sound totally insane when you string them all together.

Capt. Lance: The reason why I want to open up this bottle and crawl inside is because of what you did to us. I loved your sister. I love your mom. So much like each other, you know, these wild spirits. But, you and I, we had something more than that, because we were the ones that were alike. And we had a trust, and we had a bond, and you broke it. And, I don't know how you could do that to us. But I'm gonna survive this. I mean, I got to. It's my baby girl. But what you've done, I don't know how I'm going to live through this.

Oscar: Hot Casey from downstairs might be stopping by. Dani: So you've moved from flirting in the elevator to an actual date? Oscar: Sort of, I sneak some of my mail into her mailbox to force her to come by the apartment. Dani: Aw, all the great romances start with the words "sneak" and "forced."

Violet: My dear. A lack of compassion can be as vulgar as an excess of tears.

Raj: The guy who plays Jon Snow was a jerk and we still watch Game of Thrones. ~ Leonard: He was a jerk because you rear-ended him. ~ Raj: I was distracted. It's weird seeing a member of the Night's Watch with kayak strapped to his car.

Jake: Abby, you never got in my way. I did, and us splitting was a huge wake up call for me and I finally got my head out of my ass, but I totally get what you were saying.

Patrick Jane: What about your family? ~ Teresa Lisbon: Oh they wouldn't care. I just talked to them at the hotel. They found the mini bar. They're like cavemen arguing over a dead antelope.

Sherlock: I worried in the aftermath of trauma that you might be ... overadjusting. That moving back might not be the progression you believe it to be, but it might be a regression, a retreat into the safety of the known. I suppose I just wanted to be sure that I hadn't been too quick to encourage. That I haven't unwittingly cast myself in the role of an enabler.