Killers, torture, mummification – oh my!!
Despite our best intentions, we weren't able to come up with a slew of quotes befitting Friday the 13th. But we did our best!!
We one from the premiere on Bates Motel, something monstrous from The Musketeers and a word from Eileen Davidson comparing her stay on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to a stint on American Horror Story: Asylum...sort of.
Check 'em all out right here and stay away from psycho killers on this festive day!
Alicia: Mr. Canning, you've been leaving this earth for three months now so excuse my incredulity.
Rochefort: Tell me you love me. ~~~~~~
Anne: You're a moster!
Ryan: He's delusional. He can't cope with the fact that his own killing spree led to the death of his family. ~~~~~~
Mike: Can't believe anything that psycho says anyway.
Ursula: It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.
Dana Slowey: You're a cop in Maine. Who's going to hurt you there, huh? A big moose?
Eileen: It's like I've walked into an insane asylum with these women in really nice shoes and purses.
Walter: Toby named it Ferret Bueller. I don't understand the reference.
Gibbs: You know I've got a friend. He paid his dad's hotel bill once, because his dad couldn't cover it. And I said to my friend, I said "why'd you do that? Your dad never did anything for you". The look on his face. Never seen anything like it. There was more love on his face than I ever saw. I guess that his dad meant more to him than he knew. ~~~~~~
Aziz: What does that have to do with anything?
Norma: It's not normal!!
Mindy: Hi Friar. I'm Mindy. I so enjoyed speech.
Father Michael: Sermon.
Mindy: It was the best part of the show.
Father Michael: Mass.
Claire: Camille is back. Why are you trying to ruin this? ~~~~~~
Jack: I'm not trying to ruin anything, Claire. I can't think of anything I wanted more. There has not been an hour that I have not thought about her, about seeing her. And here she is, in our house, and she has absolutely no idea what she's returned to.
Dante Wallace: Deliverance comes at a cost. I bear it so they don't have to.
Michelle: Thank you for helping me come alive.
Reid: How long was it from the start of the bruising until the kill? ~~~~~~
Medical Examiner: Roughly six hours. ~~~~~~
Rossi: Nobody has sex for six straight hours, not even Sting.
Bernadette: Did she throw anything away? ~~~~~~
Howard: Nope. If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.
Sherlock: This woman wasn't just murdered. She was rapidly turning into a mummy.
Elizabeth: Swoop in, change the course of history, and swoop out.
Malory: If I wanted to hear you people scream, I'd have you flown to a CIA black site in Morocco and listen to your torture session on speakerphone!
Rick: People are the real threat now.
Red: I want Tom Keen.
Raylan: This is one of them classic stories where the hero gets his man and then he rides off into the sunset.
Spencer: You and Hanna's mom? ~~~~~~
Jason: It's none of your business. It's no one's business.
Otis: You ladies looking for some hot spots, cause I'm your resource.
Leo: Oh, it's time for a little show? ~~~~~~
April: No, it's time to get ready for yoga and support group.
Abby: He called you a baby killer.
Callie: Life's too short to be scared. So, screw the gap. Let Ethan razz your berries, goose your gander, tickle your tail feathers, cup your coconuts, rock your rump, poke your hontas, wallop your wonderland!